If 6 and 12 ran into each other buying shoes, where would they be?

They both shop at the Stormtrooper Discount Outlet, and admire each others' taste in footwear. #6 asks for #12's autograph because #6 has always been a fan of #12's film appearances, but then, sadly, has to shoot him when #12 tries to conquer the store.


If 10 caught 8 cheating with 3 on 9, would 10 tell 9?

... this may cause #10's brain to completely snap.

Assuming that #10 isn't rocking back and forth in the corner after becoming fully aware of the situation, #10 concludes that it can't possibly be #3's fault because #3 would never be party to such a thing, and is furious at both #8 and #9 for getting #3 involved in the first place.


What does 5 do when someone offers him/her/it a live chicken?

#5 is very pleased, though not enough to admit being pleased, of course. Chickens are very useful for all kinds of purposes! #5 tucks the chicken under one arm and stalks off with it. People stare, but frankly, considering some of the things they've seen around here, this is far from the oddest, and no one is about to call him on it.


Caught outside in a rain of newts, what does 7 say?

#7 squeals in glee and collects a bucket of newts to show her friends. Newts make clever little pets and she plans on keeping them in the lab if her boss will let her.

2, 7 and 13 are trapped in a labyrinth with a Wraith, a polar bear and Darth Vader armed with a banana. What three magical items do they find and how do they get out?

#2 and #13, between them, quickly wipe out their enemies. Finally, when the smoke clears from the shooting, they pay attention to #7, who has been telling them all along that everyone knows there are a dozen simple algorithms for finding your way out of a maze, and procedes to draw a simple diagram on the floor with a stick -- which neither of the other two understand, but it sounds like she knows what she's talking about, so they follow her (#13 with some grumbling and some wisecracks about women doing math; the other two ignore him). Sure enough, #7 leads them out, and while they're walking along in the maze #2 and #7 are totally cracking up about being in a Dungeons and Dragons game come to life. (#13 has no idea what they're talking about and is very annoyed.) Once they're out, #2 and #7 exchange phone numbers and email addresses, and promise to meet up the next time #2 is in town.


5, 11 and 14 are beamed onto a space ship. Who's flying it and do they join the crew?

The spaceship is being flown by ... River and Mal! #14 is delighted to be home. #11 decides to stay with the Serenity for a while; it looks interesting and she lost her old job anyway, but eventually she decides that she wants to go home and find her friends. #5 stays for a little while as well, but everyone hates him (even on the Serenity, he's considered anti-social) and eventually he developes a spell to conjur a spaceship of his own and leaves for a new calling as a space pirate.


8 and 4 end up in an elevator together that turns into a time machine. When and where to they end up, what is 1 doing there, and what do they do next?

They end up on a small island in the middle of the ocean, where #1 is swimming along the shore and #8 happily joins him. #4 spends a little time tinkering with the time machine until he can get it to go wherever and whenever he wants; delighted and already plotting his galactic domination, he goes home, leaving #8 stranded (but apparently happy, since she can't remember what she was doing there in the first place).


6 and 10 have sex and somehow 8 ends up pregnant with their baby. What does 12 think about this and what exactly happened?

No one can figure out WHAT happened, least of all #12, who really doesn't care. All of #6 and #10's friends are completely shocked (by the relationship as well as the baby) but try to be supportive. The pregnancy will very likely end in tragedy for #8, but fortunately #6 and #10, between them, are able to find and activate an alien device that saves the day.


15 wakes up in bed with 3 and neither knows how they got there (plus, it's 7's bed). How crazy is the morning after?

Not very crazy at all, actually! #3 and #15 are both pretty mellow about it, but agree that a relationship is probably not a good idea. (#3 is seeing someone else, and #15's job would probably come between them.) #7 is pretty much okay with finding two hot women in her bed, but sad that they have to leave so soon.

1, 7 & 12 are in a beauty contest. Who wins the bikini contest, and what are their talents in the talent show?

OH DEAR. Well, #1 isn't even in the running for the bikini contest because no one can find a bikini that will fit him. #12 wins the bikini contest because none of the judges will give him less than a perfect 10 even though he's not wearing a bikini either. (#7 is very upset, since she's quite proud of her figure in her little Goth bikini.) For the talent show, #1 stands up on his tail and balances a Winnebago on his nose, #7 sings and dances, and #12 tries to sing and dance, utterly fails at it, and kills all the judges in a pre-emptive strike. Then #1 loses his balance and falls over, Winnebago and all, on #12, completely flattening him. #7 wins by default.


2, 5 & 10 find a kitten. What happens? (Everything is better with kittens!)

They all fall in love with the kitten at first sight, but only #10 isn't too macho to admit it, plus #10 already has all of the necessary cat-keeping supplies anyway, so #10 gets the kitten and the others are sad.


6 takes 13 to see their parents (or closest equivalent). Do they make it to desert?

Both #6 and #13's parents are dead, but #6 wants the approval of his mentor so he takes #13 to meet him. #6's mentor promptly puts #13 through a five-day obstacle and survival course to prove his worthiness to woo #6. #13 turns out to be surprisingly good at this, is awarded an honorary rank in the military, and they go off to save the galaxy together. No one suggests anything so foofy as dessert. *g*


4 does 11's laundry. How does this bring about the end of the world?

#4 is completely fascinated by undergarments, which his people do not use, and makes the mistake of asking #11 to demonstrate the function of a particularly small and lacy specimen. #11 decides that she really should have killed him when they were locked up together, and tries to do so, at which point he unleashes his galactic domination fleet on the Earth. Oops.


3, 8, 9, 14 & 15 are at a sleepover party. Who does whose hair? Who instigates the prank, and who is the victim? (Bonus - what prank do they pull?) Who tells scary stories, and who freaks out about them?

#9 really cannot believe that he got roped into this, especially when #3 and #14 team up to glue his fingers to his gun. After #9 has stomped off in disgust to find some solvent, to the ringing sound of girlish laughter, #3, #14 and #15 all get together to do each other's hair. #8 wants very badly to join in, but she has no hair. Or hands. But the others feel sorry for her and set her little cup of water in the middle of their circle when they start telling ghost stories. #15 has the very best scary stories, most of them involving her family, and she swears they're all absolutely true.

I think the beauty contest broke *my* brain, too. XD Glad you like! I'm thoroughly enjoying myself!

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#3 and # 8 go to Disneyworld. And run in to #11. Who freaks out on a ride? Who wins the biggest stuff animal and who hangs out with Micky Mouse?

Everyone assumes that #8 actually is a prize that #3 won. After hearing it enough times, #8 starts to think so herself. #11 and #3 both agree that the rides are very dull compared to the sort of things they're used to, and #3 comments that, from what she's heard, she always thought Ferris wheels would be much more interesting! The first time Mickey showed up, both #3 and #11 attacked him -- #3 thought he was an aggressive local animal, while #11 just thought he was creepy. Both of them totally sweep all the games (#11 excels at the sharpshooter games, while #3 wins all the throwing games easily) and #3 ends up going home with a huge armload of stuffed animals. (#11 doesn't want them, and #3 has someone to take them home to.) Since no one is quite sure where #8 came from, #11 takes her home and puts her in a fishbowl on her desk, and glares at anyone who asks.


#2, #7 and # 9 go to a bar and run into Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise and Britney Spears. Who hangs out with who and what do they talk about?

#9 immediately goes into orbit around Britney, who finds him weird and creepy. #2 claims not to be interested, but keeps checking her out and eventually goes over to get her autograph "for my little brother". Meanwhile #9 keeps buying her drinks in the hopes of getting lucky, even though he has no clue that she's famous at all. #7 spends a very happy evening chatting with Brad and Tom.


#13 and #4 go on a blind date and see #6 and #1. Do they switch dates?
How and what do they talk about?

#6 is having a monologue with #1, but breaks off immediately when he recognizes #4 and shoots him without asking questions. #13 is a little startled, but very glad to be rid of his very strange date, who had been eyeing his chest in a speculative sort of way. #6 and #13 go off together, chatting about guns, and despite their seemingly insurmountable differences, see the answer to the third question here. #1 is sad that his new friend left, but the conversation had been pretty one-sided despite #1's earnest attempts to answer.

#2, 4, 11 and 13 are forced to go to one of those sexual harassment seminars. a) Why were they made to go in the first place, and b) how many people die as a result?

Well, #13 is there because he totally deserves to be, though he's so far beyond help that he spends most of his time making off-color jokes about the woman teaching the seminar and complaining about how much better the world was back before the 1970s came along and ruined it. #11 got stuck with the seminar for making sexually suggestive comments to her male coworkers ("They were jokes," she says sullenly), but at least it's not the first harassment seminar she's attended, so she's hoping for something interesting to happen that will get her out of it, like the last time. She amuses herself in the meantime by hitting on #2, who is there to a) pick up women by proving himself a sensitive guy, and b) to stalk #4, whom, he tells #11 very quietly, is probably some kind of ghoul. #11 decides he's cute, but insane, especially when he opens fire on #4 in the middle of the seminar. #11 and #13 whip out guns too, but #4 ends up being the only casualty, though there is a lot of property destruction!


#6, 8, and 9 find themselves trapped in a Chuck E. Cheese's. What happens, and what does #3 do to rescue them?

#8 is used for a pizza topping. #6 is mostly just amused at these odd Earth customs, while looking for a way out. #9 takes about 0.2 seconds to completely snap, and by the time #3 calmly negotiates her way into the Chuck E. Cheese, #9 has taken the entire staff hostage and has strung up the Chuck E. Cheese mascot for later butchering.


#7 suddenly turns evil (or if originally evil, turns good). What do they do, and why does #5 try and turn them back?

#7 turns out to be a cute, perky, utterly terrifying criminal genius. Her first act is to build a weather control device that will turn all the world's oceans black at the touch of a button. #5 is pretty much okay with this, but reluctantly concedes that since there's a war on, having a mad scientist running around at the same time is probably not a good idea, so he whips up a potion to change her back.